If you haven't guessed by now, I'm a 28 year-old single virgin. I DO NOT WANT to be a single virgin. Ideally, I'd like to be very UNsingle and very UNvirginized. Until that happens, though, I'm going to try and have some laughs.
I'm sure you must be wondering to yourself, what kind of woman is still a virgin at the age of 28! I know, believe me, I ask myself the same question all the time. Is she hideous? A complete whale? Or just bat-shit-crazy? I'm leaning towards the latter, but so you can judge for yourself, here's what I look like:
The cute guy to my right is Andy Grammer, a singer I saw in concert and scored a picture with outside the ladies' room. I picked this picture purposely to show that I look pretty damn good with a hot guy by my side. So what gives??? That's what I'm going to try and find out.
So, please, pull up a chair, pop some popcorn, and get into your comfiest, coziest PJs for some girl talk, because I'm about to let it all out: what's led me to this horrific elderly virginity age, what I'm doing to try and find love & sex, and any other damn thing I feel like writing about. Enjoy!
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